Sex And Pizza

 

Sex is kinda like eating pizza.

Nice People

 

We all love men, don't we? Why? Because they're nice people.

Just In Case

 

If you're in a relationship, well...

Penis Insurance

 

At a casual dinner, my husband asks a friend who works
as an insurance agent, "Do you do penis insurance?"

A Weird Man

 

That's something wrong with my husband.

Emotional Taco

 

I feel like I'd describe myself as an emotional taco.

Guilty

 

You know what... I feel guilty.

Crucial

 

Let me ask you: What are the two most important sexual holes in your body?