The World Is Your Oyster

Life is too short to not indulge in
beautiful views and multiple orgasms.

Date Night

 We don't find peace by controlling every outcome,
we find it when we finally let go of needing to.

Sometimes, the magic happens when we stop
worrying about how things will work out.

Not My Circus

 Many think funny girls are more attractive
than pretty girls, but some say otherwise.

Not my problem though. I'm just a horny girl.

Nemesis

 I bring chaos and he brings emotional buffering.
I'm dramatic and he's on low brightness emotionally.
A nonchalant man is the nemesis of a drama queen.

Foreknown

 Although it's not one of my favorite positions...

it's the only position where I can tell when Daddy
is about to cum just by looking at his feet.

On/Off

 When you're looking for something, you turn the
lights on, and if you find it, you turn them off.

When you go on a date, you put your favorite
panties on, and if the date goes well, you...

Elbow Grease

 Masturbation has taught me one thing:
If you truly want something big, you have to be
willing to put in the effort it takes to achieve it.

About Time

 It's Pete's 21st birthday, and
he finally makes up his mind.

When his dad's friends have arrived
and they ask "What happened to Pete?"
Pete pops in and gives them a quick show.