The Prelude

 Always remember someone's effort
is a reflection of their interest in you.

You know he's the one when he makes
you beg even during the foreplay.

Better Luck Next Time

 Cinderella removed just one shoe and found the love of her life.
I removed all my clothes and he still left. Now I'm horny as hell.

The World Is Your Oyster

 The road ahead is full of possibilities.
Life is short, make sure your dress is shorter.

Foresight

 Foresight is the ability to see the storm as
 soon as they say, "Can we buy you a drink?"

The Only Explanation

 I've been having the same dream for the last couple
of nights - Me having sex with my boss at work.

I think he put a 'horny spell' on me!

So Be It

 My biggest flex is that I don't need to be loud to be
noticed; the mystery does most of the heavy lifting.

As You Wish, Daddy

 He didn't have me at "hello", instead he had me at
"I don't care if you have small boobs I still wanna see them"

Lie Detector

 Bill suspected that his girlfriend, Annie, was being
unfaithful to him, so he bought a lie detector and
asked her, "Tell me, is there any other man besides me?"

Annie replied, "No, besides you, there isn't any other man."

The lie detector confirmed that Annie was telling the truth.

Actually Bill was right, but he had made a mistake - he had
assumed that the person Annie was involved with was a man.