Better Left Unsaid

 What does it feel like to chat online with a master of flirting? Well,
it's like you know very well that what he says may not truly be what's
in his heart - it's just what you want to hear - but you still feel excited.

Of course, you don't have to tell him how excited you are.

So Far So Good

The more female you are, the more
you can escape the male sex drive. 

There was one habit I didn‘t fully change
until two years ago - the way I masturbated.

Now I can't live without... this.

It feels better, much better, mentally and physically.

All In A Day's Work

 Eight inches you said?

All in a day's work if she really likes you.

Different Lifestyles

 Different folks have different lifestyle.
Some enjoy gentle romance and like to keep things private.
Some prefer something more adventurous
and are open about their preferences.

I value simplicity and minimalism.

The Fix

 Michelle says a new pair of shoes or a
gorgeous wig will magically fix your mood.

I think she is right.

Valentine’s Day

 Patty hasn't been to work this week cuz she
overheard the couple next door arguing.

Apparently the wife cheated and the husband said

he's gonna screw all the neighbors to shame her.
Patty has just kind of been waiting her turn.

But then... the wife shows up.

"Happy Valentine's Day," the wife smiles,
"don't worry, he doesn't know it's you."

More Than Words Can Say

 I'm a decent woman, so stop asking me weird questions,
like "Have you tried a huge cock? What does it feel like?"

Listen, that feeling is indescribable, so

I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to.

I can show you though.

Something like that.

Nothing Compares

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