So Be It

 My biggest flex is that I don't need to be loud to be
noticed; the mystery does most of the heavy lifting.

As You Wish, Daddy

 He didn't have me at "hello", instead he had me at
"I don't care if you have small boobs I still wanna see them"

Lie Detector

 Bill suspected that his girlfriend, Annie, was being
unfaithful to him, so he bought a lie detector and
asked her, "Tell me, is there any other man besides me?"

Annie replied, "No, besides you, there isn't any other man."

The lie detector confirmed that Annie was telling the truth.

Actually Bill was right, but he had made a mistake - he had
assumed that the person Annie was involved with was a man.

Two Strangers

 A shared interest can help break the ice.

Nothing bonds strangers faster than
complimenting each other's horniness.

Until Next Time

 I already apologized to him,
what more does he want?

I know he wants another round, but I have
another date to get to, and I'm already late.

In Demand

 He can calm a storm without raising his voice.
He leaves ego at the door and still walks in like a king.
He knows how to lead without making anyone feel small.
Behind his confidence is a heart full of compassion and respect.

If you find a man like that, keep him, or else...

we will.

Girl Is Girl

 The drama can stay long; the skirt cannot -
life is too short not to wear short skirt.

If the outfit causes gossip, it's probably cute.

Immaculate Vibes

 A horny gurl always has good vibes 'cause
she's too fabulous to carry any bad energy.