The World Is Your Oyster

 The road ahead is full of possibilities.
Life is short, make sure your dress is shorter.

Foresight

 Foresight is the ability to see the storm as
 soon as they say, "Can we buy you a drink?"

The Only Explanation

 I've been having the same dream for the last couple
of nights - Me having sex with my boss at work.

I think he put a 'horny spell' on me!

So Be It

 My biggest flex is that I don't need to be loud to be
noticed; the mystery does most of the heavy lifting.

As You Wish, Daddy

 He didn't have me at "hello", instead he had me at
"I don't care if you have small boobs I still wanna see them"

Lie Detector

 Bill suspected that his girlfriend, Annie, was being
unfaithful to him, so he bought a lie detector and
asked her, "Tell me, is there any other man besides me?"

Annie replied, "No, besides you, there isn't any other man."

The lie detector confirmed that Annie was telling the truth.

Actually Bill was right, but he had made a mistake - he had
assumed that the person Annie was involved with was a man.

Two Strangers

 A shared interest can help break the ice.

Nothing bonds strangers faster than
complimenting each other's horniness.

Until Next Time

 I already apologized to him,
what more does he want?

I know he wants another round, but I have
another date to get to, and I'm already late.