Why are we naked, coach?
Technically we aren't, I'm still wearing swim trunks.
Not fair, people might think that I'm hornier than you.
Ta-da! Now we both are!
Please remind me, why are we here?
To teach you how to swim, of course.
What are we doing now?
First rule of swimming - we need to know how to get wet.
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