Damn you, Mike! McDonald's? For our anniversary!? It ain't romantic!
"Claire, let me explain..."
Please! Explain! Damn, I need sex!
"Remember the place where we met each other for the first time?"
Aaahh! I see! McDonald's! McDonald's at the corner!
"Yes, the place where I found my true love!"
You're sweet and romantic, I've never doubted it for a sec.
"By the way, the highlight of the day was never the burgers, but these juicy sausages."
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