May 17, 2024

Stepdaughter

 

Got a text from my stepdaughter:
"Hey Helen, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's cum
stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"

I smiled and replied:
"It's nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out.
I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out."

A minute later, got another text from her:
"OMG! Helen sorry, I meant gum, GUM!"

That bitch! Now I need a distraction!

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