Valentine’s

 

I haven't been to work this week cuz I

overheard the couple next door arguing.

Apparently the wife cheated and the husband said
he's gonna screw all the neighbors to shame her.

So I've just kinda been waiting my turn. 😉

But then... the wife shows up.

"Happy Valentine's Day," she smiles,
"don't worry, he doesn't know it's you."