Sorry Sir, may I use your washroom?
"Sure, come on in."
Where's the washroom? I really need to pee, hehe.
"Well, if you don't mind... you can use my mouth."
I can't believe I'm really peeing in your mouth, Sir.
"Glurrrp... it's okay... glurrrp."
I'm done, what a relief! Thank you.
"No problem. By the way, I wanna pee too, is your mouth available?"
Slurp, I'm getting very thirsty now!
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